"I push my own boundaries all the time, so I might as well push yours, too."
Chris Paliszewski
MISSION
To Catalyze
I help extraordinary people excel in every aspect of their life -- health, career, relationships, you name it.
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I love working with people who say, "I have everything I ever could have asked for, but I'm still not happy."
I live for the spark of catalyzing a person who feels stuck.
WHO I AM
AND WHAT I DO
I'm a hands-on holistic health practitioner: health coach, massage therapist, homeopath, and everything in between.
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I founded Octavian Natural Health and I'm currently taking time off from ND school to focus on my private practice.
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I also work as a massage therapist at Hand & Stone in Redmond and the Salt Mine Arium in Bellevue.
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I enjoy writing, playing video games, and browsing PubMed for fun.
BUCKET LIST
Help me do the following, would ya?
Get Bastyr University their own vanity license plates in the states of WA and CA (just like every other major university in those states)
Start a naturopathic medical school in Colorado
Create natural standards of care for transgender individuals that include minimizing and mitigating the undesired side effects of HRT and surgeries
Pay off all my student loans within 5 years of graduating
Achieve a six figure salary on self-employment income alone
Sign Brendan Urie and Bo Burnham up as my clients so I can help them with their social anxiety
Develop a curriculum and teach seminars on complimentary and alternative medicine
Write and publish a book